Women are becoming more beautiful while men, well, we're not.
Is being a shop-aholic a mental illness?
Down from the trees
Please don't text and drive.
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hear ing a strong pre aching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"
The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad."