So I guess I'll see you all tonight!

STATISTICS DON'T LIE!!!

How to stay
            safe in the World today!  

Where IS the
            Safest Place?

1.
            Avoid riding in automobiles 
because they are
            responsible for 
20% of all fatal
            accidents. 

2. Do not
            stay home because 
17% of all accidents occur in the
            home.  

3. Avoid
            walking on streets or sidewalks 
because 14% of all
            accidents 
occur to
            pedestrians.

4. Avoid
            traveling by air, rail, or
            water

because 16%
            of all accidents involve 
these forms of
            transportation.

5. Of the
            remaining 33%, 
32% of all deaths occur in
            Hospitals. 
So, above all else, avoid
            hospitals. 

But. .
            .

You
            will be pleased to learn that only .001% 
of all deaths
            occur in worship services in church, 
and these are usually
            related to previous physical

disorders.
            Therefore, logic tells us that
            the safest

place for
            you to be at any given point in time is at

church! 

And . . .
            Bible study is safe too!

The
            percentage of deaths 
during Bible study is even
            less.

So,
Attend
            church, 
and read your
            Bible 
IT WILL SAVE
            YOUR LIFE!